Happy 64th Birthday,Gloria Arroyo!

Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo (born April 5, 1947) is a Filipino politician who served as the 14th President of the Philippines from 2001 to 2010, as the 12th Vice President of the Philippines from 1998 to 2001, and is currently a member of the House of Representatives representing the 2nd District of Pampanga. She was the country’s second female president (after Corazón Aquino), and the daughter of former President Diosdado Macapagal.

She was elected to a full six-year presidential term in the controversial May 2004 Philippine elections, and was sworn in on June 30, 2004. Following her presidency she was elected to the House of Representatives, making her the second Philippine president – after Jose P. Laurel – to pursue a lower office after their presidency. Wikipedia

The Gloria Arroyo Loyalty Quiz

10 Questions to Test Your Allegiance to GMA

1)What statement best describes your opinion of Gloria Arroyo’s  SONAs ?

* Great State of The Nation Addresses (as usual!)
* In Defense of The Pidals
* A Pack of Lies!(as usual!)
* Very truthful!
* Boladas!
* Never mind!

2) The biggest mistake Gloria ever made was…

* Marrying Mike
* ZTE
* Reversing her decision not to run in 2004
* Hello Garci
* VAT
* She has never made a mistake!

3) Gloria imposed VAT for good economic reasons …

* Agree
* Disagree
* Ask Ralph Recto

4) Which bumper sticker would you must likely put on your car?

* Gloria Forever!
* Let’s move on Gloria!
* Scandals from ABC to ZTE
* The Pidal Dynasty Lives On!
* Sorry, I don’t have a car!
* MikeyArroyo in 2016!

5) What should Gloria do in the future ?

* Ask for Immunity from Noynoy.
* Go on exile.
* Live in her San Francisco home.
* Take care of her grandchildren.
*??????

6)What was the defining moment of her Presidency?

* 2004 Electoral Fraud (hello Garci!)
* U.S. Junket with 59 congressmen
* Spanish Junket with 34 congressmen
* 2008 Nobel Peace Prize Nomination for the Erap pardon!
* Withdrawing our troops from Iraq!
* Her quick and decisive response to [SUPER] Typhoon!

7) What is the best description of her Presidency?

*The Illegitimate Presidency
* The Strong Republic
* The VAT Dole-out Culture
* The Super Regions Era
* The M0st Traveled President
* Gloria Labandera
* The Mother of Our Country
* The Compassionate One
* The Pidal Years

* Most CORRUPT Country In Asia!

8)What’s the best reason for Gloria’s all-time low popularity?

* Research funded by her opponents.
* Research companies(SWS, Pulse Asia) do not conduct scientific research!
* It’s just propaganda disguised as research!
* Wrong sample base
* They didn’t research and question the whole population(85 million people)

9) Why is Gloria so similar to George Dubya Bush?

* Their fathers were both former Presidents (of course, of different countries!)
* They assumed office on the same day! (January 20, 2001)
* They both used “Executive Privilege” to prevent congressional investigations from discovering their gross mistakes.
* They both used good spin doctors!
* They both suffered all-time low public approval ratings!
* They were both lame ducks

10) What’s Gloria Legacy to the Country?

*Ombudsman Merciditas Gutierrez!
* VAT
* Her grandchildren will google “gloria arroyo” 20 years from now and find these answers…zte,hello garci,cha cha,Pidals…
* Similar to Marcos’ Legacy!
* Yawn……
* Time will tell.